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keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what
by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021
mugGet the keel owamug.

Evil Keel

The most violent despicable evil specimen of human nature to ever walk the Earth.Avoid at all costs. His power surges from bathing in the blood of his victims
"Watch out! It's Evil Keel coming out of the bubble bath!"
by Sebabble September 22, 2025
mugGet the Evil Keelmug.

Keel Off

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.
by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019
mugGet the Keel Offmug.

Liam Keel

Liam Keel who is also known as "The King of My Little Pony" is a very talented and gifted digital artist and Brony or My Little Pony creator who is a very misunderstood person on the internet who created the most famous My Little Pony original character Prince Little Money "L Money" in July of 2023 on TikTok and has amassed over 10.5 million direct TikTok views as of December 2024 as well as several million indirect views from reposted content elsewhere.

Sadly, this individual is a victim of cancel culture to an extreme degree of which he has been threatened with physical violence and slandered with false allegations of inappropriate behavior over the years because of a few jokes that had not gone well.

This does not however stop his fans among all people from still supporting him and encouraging him to fight back against the numerous very disturbing rumors and false statements that have kept prospective fans from liking the King.

Despite this his supporters will always love Mr. Liam Keel because he is their King of My Little Pony, and they will vote for him to become President of the United States in 2044!
Bro, Liam Keel is my hero, I already have my vote chosen for the 2044 US presidential election!
by King Of My Little Pony February 10, 2025
mugGet the Liam Keelmug.

drop keel

When someone sits on a random person's lap without wearing any underwear.
The Scotsman wearing his kilt, drop keel'd onto a girl riding the bus
by 10/10 Would Not Do November 16, 2017
mugGet the drop keelmug.

Keel Hauling

When having sex, you pull out your penis and drag it across their butt and/or vagina
Right before I came I started keel hauling
by TiddyBandit October 24, 2022
mugGet the Keel Haulingmug.

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
mugGet the You can "keel" me latermug.

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