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keel owa

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
Me: ,phwar, if I dinny get a fag rite now am canny gonna ,keel owa,

My American friend: what
by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021
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Is Liam Keel Okay?

Something people ask frequently when seeing the iconic My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's publicly released photos and how slim set he looks...
Is Liam Keel Okay? He just looks really tired in most photos. I know he had quite a few people abusing him on Twitter several months back. I don't know maybe he's fine I just care about my hero a lot.
by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025
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A-Keeling

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."

Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008
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You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020
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Keel Off

My mail lady was looking so fine today - I snapped a pic of her to look at while I keel off later.
by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019
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Big Keel

Nickname for the American My Little Pony creator Liam Keel "The King of My Little Pony", "kingofmlp" created by himself in late 2024 to appear as the STRONG, BIG, and POWERFUL leader he is.
I got a call from Big Keel, it ain't pretty. My King needs my services, better get going he don't like tardiness.
by Liams Bank October 9, 2025
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Keel

English slang of kill your self. Or kill my self
Ewww Esmé, your so ugly go keel
I might as well just keel
by Abigail-Esmé January 20, 2018
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