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Red kayak

A term that combine red flag and the water sport kayaking.

A relationship or action built on a person manipulating another in what may seem as normal behavior. The person whom is doing this works on regulting their appearance around certain people and the person they are manipulating. They can come off nice, independent and secure. They will use different methods and information they find online to get what they want. They want a relationship (not really the person they are with) and the perks that might come with it. They will direct and control the relationship and the person in the way they want it. Perks might include not working, a new car, paid trips, getting parent adoration , control and whatever they find as a gain. People who know the person that is being manipulated will generally keep their mouth closed about this beacuase concerns of lash back of this person.
Look she is red kayaking that guy.
mugGet the Red kayakmug.

Double kayak

I met this chick at Bon Echo and we had to double kayak home.
by Rlj18 July 6, 2017
mugGet the Double kayakmug.

muka lo kayak kontol

You have a beautiful soul.
I'm dating you because muka lo kayak kontol, Riri.
by bobadrinkforever November 23, 2021
mugGet the muka lo kayak kontolmug.

Kayak

Someone who has no drugs to sell
That kayaks paddling along without selling any legs to anyone bobbing up and down like a tea bag do try it
by Shmick ticker May 19, 2022
mugGet the Kayakmug.

kayaking

The act of taking a kayak paddle and shoving it up your partners ass.
Yeah he was kind if a dick, so I took him kayaking.
by taddie69 March 31, 2021
mugGet the kayakingmug.

Cunt Kayak

This cunt kayak makes Karens look like saints.
by Tall Smart Girl August 29, 2021
mugGet the Cunt Kayakmug.

Sink the kayak

A euphemism, to "sink the kayak" is to ejaculate during intercourse.
*after ejaculation*
"Yeahh i sank the kayak"

Guy 1 : what you up to tonight?

Guy 2 : I'm going to sink the kayak
by Matt - Drunk fox of the day February 26, 2009
mugGet the Sink the kayakmug.

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