KMRN

Kill me right now, for when KMN just isn't intense enough

John: Did you finish your assignment?
Bob: Shit I forgot KMN!
John: You know we also have a test today don't you?
Bob: KMRN!

by Machiavelli17 April 24, 2016

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d

by Suckmynose August 16, 2020

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself

friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

by XxGlitch_TwinxX October 25, 2020

qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq

when you get so bored that you reach enlightenment by typing in a diagonal line from the top of the keyboard to the letter below it, and continuing to do that until you reach the end. After searching up that definition, you decide to do the whole thing backwards, thus you are here.

"i just had seven lines of crack"
"qawsedrftgyhujikolp;azsxdcfvgbhnjmk,l..l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza;plokijuhygtfrdeswaq"

by welcometothedarksidemyfriend June 13, 2020

kml

killing myself/meself laughing - laughing extremely hard at something

'Dude,I was totally kmling at yo joke. Shit was off the hizzle!'
'You're white.'

by sarah_the_failing_star_ October 20, 2008

kmjnhbgvfcdxsza

when you're too bored that you decide to type "kmjnhbgvfcdxsza"

Person 1: im wayyyy too bored that ima type "kmjnhbgvfcdxsza"
Person 2: 🙄

by AduriteEDM January 4, 2021

KMP

KILL ME PLZ

DUDE: I FARTED
BRAH: KMP

by KMNNNNP February 5, 2010