To have a hairy kipper is to be extremely agitated, angry and worked up about an issue. Similar to being triggered.
Friend 1 - "Can I stay over at your house tonight?"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
Friend 2 - "Don't think so mate, my mum would throw a hairy kipper."
OR
"Someone asked my mum to do a painting for them and she had a hairy kipper"
by TheHairyKipper May 31, 2021
Get the Hairy Kippermug. Meaning the flicking of the clit. Especially one which has not been washed for some time this smelling like a freshly caught kipper.
Albie went to flick the kipper when he had drunk many beers. He soon regretted it when he sobered up.
by Okayfreyday May 28, 2015
Get the Flick the kippermug. When one partakes in the smoking of cannabis and becomes stoned or monged to the extent of not being able to move. Once this state is achieved, the smoking session is concluded and usually followed by sleeping (also known as 'kipping'), hence, 'kippered.'
'Dude! I've had 10 bongs and 4 spliffs... I think i'm stone kippered! I'm going for a bit of a kip.'
by El Poogo February 12, 2009
Get the Stone Kipperedmug. by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019
Get the Kipperedmug. To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
Get the Nerk off kippermug. The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.
by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020
Get the Done like a kippermug. Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.
Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016
Get the Fry me a kippermug.