Liam Keel, alias L Money, is a sick bastard who makes rape fetish porn on tiktok of him impregnating the ponies from MLP and expects everyone to love him.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
He says he will be the “next Michael Jackson,” and assumes everyone will agree. He is so deep into his delusion that he thinks he has a fan base.
by SkintoSkin November 21, 2023

To ,keel owa, is to keel over or to fall over. Mostly used by the north east of England (,pwhar, lads ye kna what's gan) but is mainly used to say that if you don't get something right now that you might pass out. I use it way too often as a joke but it's getting a bit scary how much I use it.
by yourabsolutemam December 28, 2021

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.
by QuacksO October 16, 2020

Something people ask frequently when seeing the iconic My Little Pony creator Liam Keel's publicly released photos and how slim set he looks...
Is Liam Keel Okay? He just looks really tired in most photos. I know he had quite a few people abusing him on Twitter several months back. I don't know maybe he's fine I just care about my hero a lot.
by King Of My Little Pony March 6, 2025

Someone that has sexual relations with vacuum cleaners, with preference to Numatic Red Henry cleaner.
Joe: "Where's Adam tonight, Steve?"
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
Steve: "He's bought another new Henry, so he'll be busy A-Keeling for the next fortnight..."
Adam Keeling says: "Oh Henry, be gentle."
by Johathan Argent October 21, 2008

by AmazingKen216 October 15, 2019

Bentley keeping is a small child that didnt know how to take a joke and cries about everything. He rages a everything and screenshots all bad things like: hi, bye, im leaving now and leave me alone
by Toy plate September 28, 2019
