Josh

Although death himself and sent on a mission to cleanse the Earth he is a pretty nice guy. Sometimes he's a jerk to his friends but he always takes control when needed, and has their backs. He's also considered an anomaly and cannot be fully understood by the feeble mind. Tiny cock, I would know.
Josh: "Shut the hell up."
Guy: "Why?"

Josh: "You bullied my friends."

Dude 1: "Yo do you see Josh over there?"

Girl 1: "Yeah he's shouting so much."

Dude 2: "And why is he obsessed with among us?"
Girl 2: "Oh yeah I dated him, he's so nice!"
Girl 1: "Sounds like a control-freak."
by BattlerOfTheParkers June 03, 2023
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Josh

Josh will hippity tippity your klippity clibbidy to the tippy top of the hip hop pop
wow that josh is so totally smexy
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The josh

An alpha male who could steal your girl within seconds, the Josh could get what it wants, when it wants, those who choose to interfere with the Josh’s life will instantly regret it as the josh could disintegrate their life.
Oh no here comes the Josh, we should stay in hiding until he leaves.
by The overlord roaster96 November 05, 2019
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Joshed

When someone tells you a seemingly true, totally believable lie and then berates you when you believe him.
Josh: Did you know both of my parents are left-handed?
Me: Really? That's weird .
Josh: No! You fucking idiot! You're so gullible.

Me: Damn it, I got Joshed.
by Holehearted May 30, 2018
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Josh

Josh is a kind and funny person. He makes you laugh and is there for you when you need it. He has a great smile but is scared to show it. You'll be lucky to have him as a friend
Wow, he is so funny and kind, he's Josh.
by Dumpling Days December 26, 2016
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A Josh

A Josh is someone who continuously lies about something thinking the other person doesn't know.
#1 Yeah he was being A Josh and kept the lying to me.
#2 Person 1: Did he tell you? Person 2: No He was being A Josh and lied to me.
by Mario's_Kingdom June 07, 2020
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