Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.

“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”

by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018

Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021

bus jousting

in GTA4 when online you have two players hijack some buses and ram each other full speed in a head on collision only one shall survive

player 1:hey lets go bus jousting
player 2: ok
.....
Boom
player 1: suck it bitch
player 2: the sound of respawning

by PWN master93 July 20, 2009

Noodle jousting

When attempting to have sex with a limp penis

Man, I was so drunk I spent the whole night just noodle jousting

by Afsd June 2, 2015

Word jousting

Another word for argument

Nathan and jorden were inside word jousting

by Savagemotherfucker July 1, 2017

tonsil jousting

A competitive sexual act between two men in the 69 position where each man repeatedly thrusts his member in the other man’s throat until one of the men submits and thus loses the event. Women can participate through use of a mutually agreed upon strap on.

Tod and Chad were fanialists in the tonsil jousting competition held at the annual pride rally.

by OMG303LOL January 17, 2018