Jones Effect

When your favorite restaurant is closed on certain days or at a certain time and your craving for it becomes stronger during those periods.

I usually feel the Jones Effect on Sunday because Paseo is closed and I cannot get my Midnight Pork sandwich.

by JeoCasher March 30, 2009

Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

by king dream November 25, 2013

jones'd it

Jones it refers to rock wall climbing. When climbing the rockwall rather than using the set paths according to the difficulty levels the person jones it when they decide to use any hand and/or foot hold that they want.

Guy 1- Hey look the guy climbing that V1 Intro wall. He's not even using the right holds.

Guy 2- Yeah, he just jones'd it all the way to the top.

Guy 1- Does that count?

Guy 2- No, only little kids can get away with that.

by Capt' Awesome April 22, 2014

Jones' BBQ

The best type of BBQ ever! Even better with footmassage!

Person 1: Oh I love to eat Jones' BBQ
Person 2: My too, have you tried it with footmassage?

by Kawaii Monkey March 20, 2019

JONES tf out

Another word for “you cap”

Only used in some situations

Yeaaaa you jones tf out

Hell no you jones tf out

by Amosc: Hfazze November 19, 2019

Jones lag

The amount of time that it takes between Alex Jones having a conspiracy theory and it turning out to be right is known as Jones lag.

Alex told everyone about Epstein's pedo island, but the Jones lag took a few years.

by @mrkulci September 10, 2020

Jones Tuttle

A man of mystery no one really knows what he’s planning but him he plays the long game and loves it he watches as he controls the others around him just to amuse himself and I’ll throw anyone under himself just to get what he wants your best chance is to just stay away he’s awful cruel dubious deceitful and any other synonym you can think of if you’ve already met him it’s too late.

“Oh God it’s Jones Tuttle, just stay quiet, he can’t do anything if we don’t talk”

by Sandwich131313 November 21, 2021