joiner

someone who makes a habit of joining in on other peoples conversations.

person1: did you hear Stevo routed Sheela.
person2: really, how interesting, please tell me more.
person1: well i saw them hooking up and then...
retard, walks up to persons: "really? who was this?"
person1: fuck off you stupid joiner
person2: what a bender

by disclosemyname? November 7, 2007

Jowned

Being owned by embarrassment by a person named Joe, where the person is someone annoying or unpleasant to interact with. For further details, see the urban dictionary definition of owned.

I just got Jowned again! The fucked won't leave me alone!

by bladaksdkjds June 26, 2008

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

Joiner

When there are three or more restroom urinals and another guy walks up to the one next to you.

Jim's a joiner, he loves to size up the guys in hopes of getting something.

by b4urn March 14, 2020

jained

when being forced into doing something you do not want to do, to simply not piss someone off

Ah man I got jained into moving a couch for my girlfriend`s Dad

by Twistys August 22, 2010

tom joned

Alternative rhyming slang for owned or pwned
Originately used by Revo whilst playing on CS, usually used by gamers, sarcasticly or out of pure excitement.

(voiceover): m-m-m-m-monster kill-ill-ll-l
+left | pet4#^: TOM JONED!

by rev00b May 31, 2006

Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008