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johansen 

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.
Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel
johansen by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018
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The best friend you will ever have. Pure-hearted, loyal, and reliable, she is perfect for when you're feeling down, need help with something, or just want to hang out. Fun, funny, and musical. You will never want to pass her up for a friend.
Person: "Hey, do you have any friends to recommend?"
Person 2: "Definitely Joanna."
Joanna by Ryou Uchiha March 29, 2013

Scarlett Johansson 

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer [smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.
Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)
Johannes is the tallest sexiest bloke with the biggest dick around. On top of this he is the most good looking and the smartest man alive.
Johannes christ our lord and saviour
Johannes by Choklad papi March 6, 2017

Johannah 

A very amazing, sweet, kind, attractive and beautiful girl! Any guy would be lucky to get a girl named Johannah!
Person 1: Hey bro I got a girlfriend last night!
Person 2: For real? What's her name?
Person 1: Johannah!
Person 2: Man I bet she's a beauty!
Person 1: Yeah she is!
Johannah by Adrienb99 September 18, 2015

johan liebert

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker
johan liebert by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021