Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

Jabbercotting

a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
-or-
conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere

Parties with no booze we sure as hell gonna be jabbercotting

by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009

jabbering

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic

Tom was jabbering to megan

by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017

Jibbers Crabst

All hail our crustacean Lord and Savior™!

"I believe... that all things on this earth were created... by GOD!
And I don't mean Jesus. And I don't mean Buddha. And I don't mean Allah.
And I don't mean some general god that we can all rally around and believe in.
I mean my god, my town, and my church.
My god is a fire-breathing lobster who lives behind the rings of Saturn.
And his name is Jibbers Crabst."

(Matt Inman, keynote speaker at BAHFest West 2014)

by Grinning Cat April 7, 2015

poo jabber

A homosexual - one who jabs their lover's poo with their knob while having anal intercourse.

Oh he's a definite poo jabber, i saw him eyeing that bartender.

by fanny munchaaahh September 20, 2010

jabberdeen

Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.

"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.

by Sgt Longshanks September 29, 2014

Jabberstab

To aggressively poke your finger in someone's mouth while they're yawning to establish dominance.

Steve yawned. Ronda swiftly stuck a finger in his yawn and made him gag. Steve has just been jabberstabbed.

by Heideken April 27, 2022