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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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Jizzy Joey

When one ejactulates into the palm of their hand. Proceeding to slap a bitch in the face. Smearing the semen into the eyes and mouth.
Yo dawg, that hoe tried to kiss me after giving me top. So I had to hit her with a jizzy Joey
by Supremejames June 14, 2016
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jizzy phillips

Born and raised in the streets of southwest Philly. Score lord.. never seen a shot he did not like. When he shoot 3's they crowd would scream "Lay up"
Don't leave jizzy Phillips open!!!!!!
by Ed salary April 27, 2017
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Jizzy Drain

The stains left on the drain in the shower from excessive shower masturbation
Kyle: Dude bro Thad, I cannot shower at your pad. Your shower is afflicted with Jizzy Drain.
Thad: Dude bro Kyle, I'm sorry but the hot liquid elixir that spews from my shower head makes me feel most excited.
Kyle: That is certainly not most excellent, dude bro.
by Kilo Blunton January 17, 2019
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jizzy blizzard

The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
John loves to have jizzy blizzards and sip on them while listening to his favorite jam hot lips.
by JohnBohn December 23, 2010
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Jizzy Choke

When one deep throats and their partner finishes while in their throat.
Wash down that bad attitude with a nice cold Jizzy Choke.
by B.D.P. July 21, 2018
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Jizzy Fizz Suprise

A manmade soda made from a mixture of male seamen and any type of cola by any man with a girl friend or wife. Then this drink is given to the male's partner with the partner not yet knowing there is cum in her drink. After drinking some of it, the woman should be suprised.
I just gave my wife a Jizzy Fizz Suprise and she gulped it down.
by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009
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