Jared

1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league

Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..

by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

Jared

Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.

He’s such a Jared

by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 7, 2018

Jared

Iykyk 🥵🥵🥵🥵👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻

Me: Jared
Joey: IYKYK

by Oceuhhhhhaeannnuhhh October 8, 2020

Jared

A good-looking, tall, athletic, smart, dorky, and funny guy who is usually an amazing boyfriend but can easily become jealous. He has a good heart and will always be an amazing friend.

"He was like the funnest guy to hang out with!"
"I know! He's totally a Jared."

by AliKali1996 October 21, 2011

Jared

An amazing guy. He will go out of his way to make you laugh and he has gorgeous blonde hair. His beautiful green eyes can see all the way into my soul. He is so playful and kind, if you ever meet him, lucky you.

I have a massive crush on Jared.

by GreenFour2000 December 29, 2013