jewdophile

a lover of all things jewish. a positive term

man, my friend is such a jewdophile, all he bangs is jews.

by c-rout December 2, 2010

jewdomize

Jewdomize. Jew·om·ize. verb. The definition of jewdomize is to perform unnatural or abnormal sexual intercourse on a person threw a hole in a sheet while dressed in full Hasidic attire. When you penetrate a person anally thew a hole in a sheet, this is an example of when you jewdomize that person.

My friend marty went to a bar mitzvah and was Jewdomized in the coat room by a man dressed as a Hasidic Jew.

by Restowrod73 May 31, 2017

jewdar

An innate or learned ability to detect and prevent an unfortunate situation, generally of a financial nature and in a dealing with a Jew, where one would be subjected to a bad deal, agreement, theft, or other form of loss.

Can you believe that kike was trying to pass that Rollex clone off as the real thing? He was even asking $1,000 for it. It is a good thing that my jewdar was working.

by Alpha Aquarius January 18, 2009

jewdar

An ability to find the best bargains anywhere in the shopping vicinity. Based on the stereotypical, yet often held true by Jews, belief that Jews are cheap.

"Hey! My Jewdar is going off! This way to the dollar store!"

by jewcygirl April 18, 2006

jewdacity

To be overconfident in a rude manner, specifically in the realm of Jewish culture.

"I can't believe you had the jewdacity to steal grandma's latka."

"Bread, during passover!? Oh the jewdacity!"

by the chocolate kazoo March 9, 2009

jewdrive

Storage device for things you didn't pay for.

Jew1: Hey do you have a copy of Avatar?
Jew2: Yeah look on my jewdrive.

by jewfacer March 17, 2010

JewDough

A name of a fat, usually jewish person. Usually the jewdough cannot be taken anywhere due to it ripping up plants ect.

Jake Johnston is a Jewdough

by Does not Compute October 27, 2008