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Jethrosexual

Someone who embodies the timeless styling made famous by the band Jethro Tull in an overtly sexual manner. Usually seen wearing knee high moccasins, long hair, tight pants, tight striped pants, etc. while playing flute in the park.
Hey, check out that jethrosexual with lace up knee high moccasins playing flute in the park. He's really got it.
by PDX-Seabass December 22, 2009
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Jethrine

A noisy, sometimes cross-dressing punk rock band based in Portland, Oregon.
Sounds like: Jethrine, midwestern style "noise rock" in the vein of Shellac, Rapeman, Unwound, Jesus Lizard, etc...
by Caveman Lawyer May 24, 2011
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jethrospective

The point of view that comes from under a mullet. A hillbillies way of thinking.
Pete: is that dude peeing in a bottle?

Scottie: It makes sense to him, you just gotta see his Jethrospective.

Pete: what do you mean?

Scottie: Why would he want to get out of line here at the Bon Jovi concert? or quit drinking beer? Makes more sense to pee in a bottle and wing it in the bushes.
by Glenwood5 March 10, 2010
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jetrosexual

1. A globetrotting jetsetter who thinks nothing of hopping on a plane to Asia for a shopping spree.

2. People who deserve to be robbed and beaten.
You get the fucking picture, think one up for yourself. Paris Hilton would probably be a jetrosexual.
by Murica Michelle March 9, 2007
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jehrod

guy who is serving time for hanging with a chick named mary jane. wants to be a rapper, as all convicts do. only dating this girl because noone else wants him while in jail. will dump her as soon as he sees what else is out there.... history of assault
did you hear that his girl was cheating on him while he was in jail.

yeah poor jehrod
by acisdirty February 22, 2010
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jethero

Leading Back the the Beverly Hillbillies with Jethero always like to have 'big' things.
As jim fills the mixing bowl full of cereal and milk. His father lashes at him "THATS ONE JETHERO BOWL OF CEREAL BOY!"
by Kyle Martinfase April 23, 2005
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jethrow

Someone who's fast like a Jet & Throws the ball hard in the mitt.
Wow the jethrow flew down the base line in a blink of an eye.

Wow the jethrow threw that ball so hard he ripped the catchers mitt right off his hand.
by Dey One March 5, 2018
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