Jensen

Lard Literate

Jensen is lard literate

by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022

Jensen

Jensen is The fuglyest guy u will ever see whose also a pain in the ass and he’s a sexist prick too all Jensens should DIE

“Yo that dude is a sexist prick”
“Yeah he must be a jensen”

by Hottiez December 09, 2022

Jensen

Noun

A hansome , smart and amazing man his intellect is phenomenal compared to anyone else

That person is suck a Jensen

by Wgjw9s9egw January 06, 2022

Jensen

A manufacturer of high-quality audio transformers for line and microphone applications. Jensen also owns the rights to the Jensen 990 discrete op-amp, which is commonly used in microphone preamplifiers.

Jensen transformers are the shit.

by Q-29 May 01, 2019

Jensen

Actually the most annoying human being on the planet

'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'

by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020

Jensen

Jensens are the most sexy canadian men youve ever witnessed with your own eyes. When you see a jensen in the wild, your eyes will burn off from the intense light that jensens give off. Jensens are usually paired with maggies, but this is not always the case

Person: oh hey is that jensen- OH SHIT I CANT SEE, IT BURNS. IT BUUUURRRRNNNSSS

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024

Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.

Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?

by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024