Beef jerking

To sprinkle beef ramen flavored packet on your penis and have your partner jerk you off until the semen mixes thoroughly with the powder so it becomes a fine mixture. Then you and your partner swallow it.

I was too poor for condoms so me and my partner were beef jerking instead.

by analdestroyer69 February 5, 2014

Ken Jennings

1. (name) A contestant on jeopardy who won 74 games in a row.

2. (adj.) Anything really smart

3. (adj.) Used to describe something or someone who has many sucsesses in a row

4. (verb) The act of forcefully inserting pinecones into someone else's anus.

1. Did you seen Ken Jennings on TV last night?

2. That is one Ken Jennings little boy if I've ever seen one.

3. That soccer team is hella Ken Jennings!

4. Bring your daughter over after the ballet and we can all Ken Jennings.

by skine November 14, 2004

Janking

The Southern (GA) word meaning insult or just talkin about somebody.

Yo lame ass wanna fight when I jank on you.

by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003

jerking off with sandpaper

something that may look like a good idea at first glance, but turns out to be a horrible one

1) "I thought that chick was gonna be fun, but then I hung out with her and I realized I got tricked into jerking off with sanpdper."

2) "Joe is such a douche... I swear he always calls me to play football and everytime it's your basic jerking off with sandpaper!"

by Mel Berg January 18, 2009

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Jerking It

Another term for "doing alright", or "doing well", usually in relation to general small-talk. This slang is often used in New Jersey and surrounding areas. See example:

Ted: Oh, how's it going, man? How are you doing?
Alfonso: Oh, you know, man; Just jerking it.

Ted: Yeah, yeah, me too.

by thewanderingjew22 August 16, 2011

Jerking Off Steam

When a man masturbates to deal with stress.

1. Before his interview, Tim jerked off some steam so he wouldn't be nervous.
2. Tim is jerking off steam before his hot date tonight.
3. I have four papers due tomorrow! I really need to jerk off some steam right now.

by F_TRES November 19, 2009