Jakey

A tri-headed penis that, when one head is cut off, two grow in its place, giving the owner the ability to have sex with more and more girls depending on how many times he cuts off his penis

Last night I had sex with all three of your sisters at the same time using my Jakey

by chickenpoop37 October 18, 2013

Jankey

used to describe the half pirate, half hammer-head shark guy in the second "Pirates of The Caribbean"

Steve: "Dude, DJ, check out that hammer-head shark thing! He's so jankey."

DJ: "haha... jankey? wtf hahahaha!"

by M-Low September 1, 2007

Jankey

Any time you are hit in the genitals with a tool owned by you but operated by someone else.

It was jankey when Mike took Alex's putter and nut-tapped him with it.

by DrAllstar April 11, 2008

jakey

an epic awesome man. he is a bit insane, but is hilarious and his puppy shirt is badass.

interests include:
-jumping off boats
-riding giant bananas
-being british with other brits

jakey= badass british dude

by MY NAME IS NOT JAKEY October 4, 2011

jaykay

To fist a guys rancid asshole until he shits on your arm.

Wow you are jaykaying that ass like no tomorrow.

by Ralphie Donkey February 9, 2008

jayney

ginger slag

whats that ginger lump over there?
oh..thats Jayney

by ilovetartaglia January 17, 2022

en_jakeyfromstatefarm

a person thats carrying every tiktok enhypen stan on their shoulders 😍😍🤟

en_jakeyfromstatefarm is my favorite moot 😮😮☝️

by jungwon stan lmao 😍🤟 April 13, 2021