Jason Phleming

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

by STAJATS June 7, 2009

jason Grace

to get hit in the head with something

Friend: dude i just got hit in the head by a brick

Fandom friend: Ohhh so that is how you're in the hospital lol you pulled a Jason grace

by That_One_Bookworm April 29, 2019

Jason

Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s are probably popular and well- known. Jason’s are very smart, kind and probably have a secret artistic side. Jason’s can sometimes be athletic, probably likes sports such as Golf or Frisbee. Jason’s May seem cool and chill but lowkey kinda sensitive and want people to like them. Jason’s make the best friends, so if you know a Jason, keep them close. Jason’s will do anything for the people they love, but may not be appreciated all the time. Jason’s usually get nervous around people they like. Jason’s can either be super hot, kinda nerdy, or both. Most likely to be on student council or a club president. Jason’s are overall amazing people and you are lucky if you have a Jason in your life !

Person 1: Ugh Jason is so hot
Person 2: Yesterday when he was taking photos outside and he looked RIGHT AT ME
Person 1: OMG RLY??

Person 2: ya, I’ll talk to him tmr, he seems super chill.

Person 1: not if I talk to him first!

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Jason Collins

A no talent former NBA player who got a phone call from the president after announcing his homosexuality. Also dated a girl for nearly 7 years and dumped her on the day of the engagement.(after possibly infecting her with hiv)

That Jason Collins probably got AIDs from his gay lifestyle

I wonder why he suddenly came out of the closet AFTER he got kicked out of the NBA for his poor performance?

by Not Another 1 August 26, 2013

Jason Singh

Jason Singh

Jason Singh is an incredibly fun guy who can make anybody laugh! Known to be the life of the party. Has slick sense of style and can also rock the naked look. Unfortunately has been through a lot but has made him who he is today. He has a kind heart and and wants the best result in every situation. If only people treated him how nice he treats people. He is very loyal and has strong values, which can sometimes get him into a pickle. If you meet a Jason Singh be sure to treat him right. He is one in a million and you don't want to pass that chance up!

"That person is just like a Jason Singh"

"That party rocked! There totally was a Jason Singh there"

" Why can't you be more like a Jason Singh?

by Wonderingwhatsgood February 24, 2010

Jason Friedberg

One of satan's workers who, along with partner Aaron Selzter, plots to destroy the world by releasing so many terrible films that our sense of humor is lost forever, thus thrusting the world into a constant state of being pissed off.

"Why did you kill that guy?"

"I watched a Jason Friedberg movie and I just needed to kill somebody to settle down."

by Nick Den October 20, 2008

Jason

A common name for a male. Comes from Greek láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. This person will usually get annoyed by small things. This person is usually not very athletic. Will usually make friends quickly, but only a few friends will be considered good friends to this person. Insults frequently with no hurtful intention, just to tease.

He is Jason; Jason is his name; Jason is good at math;

by worldnamedefinitions December 2, 2013