Slamma Jammd

A period of drunkeness where one can no longer comprehend what is going on. A peson who is slamma jammd has slurred speech and can barely stand. Slamma Jammd can also be used to describe a person who shouldn't drive because they are too drunk, however it is funny to joke about said person driving.

O MY GOD I AM SOOOOO FUCKING SLAMMA JAMMD RIGHT NOW!!!! IM TOTALLY GOOD TO DRIVE!!!

by sambat2000 September 11, 2009

Running a Jammer

verb: When hoovering over the seat of a port-o-let and letting the juice go all over the seat, making worksite art.

by floor boy October 20, 2003

Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020

Jammerz

High waisted shorts or jeans that jam right up a girl's vagina, ass, or both. Normally because they are too small.

All the girls on the boardwalk are wearing their jammerz.

She's getting fisted by her jammerz.

by Ryan/Laura July 17, 2014

Jammea

Ja-May-a

A girl that is really awkward but is the best to hang out with. Don't ever duck with her man or she'll fun you all the way up. Anyways she the finest thing out there but most niggas sleep on her.

Man: Jammea got a big booty.

Man 1: Yeah but I would never date her because she's a good ass friend.

by Jasinonyourdaddy December 19, 2016