Cock Jamming

Using music to blank out the background noise to improve concentration while interfering with oneself.

Sorry I couldn't hear you ringing, I was cock jamming to (insert sexy man/woman here) as the trains kept putting me off my stroke.

by Will the Bastard July 10, 2009

jamin

To urinate on someone or something, in or out of a tent

I was bitchslapped after i jaminned {past tense} on Katie

by James Vanderbal July 30, 2008

Jayingee

Jayingee (also known as jake) is a roblox youruber who will mostly play liberty county. Even though he mostly plays liberty county his videos are still pretty funny. He used to not be kid friendly but changed along will albertstuff (also know as flamingo).

I like it when Jayingee plays roblox with flamingo

by dumb meme's September 9, 2020

Javing

Simply having a good time with a gooby friend, often incorporating odd activities.

Thanks for asking, I was just out javing.

by FishcustardFTW December 29, 2010

Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

by Jay Bob July 13, 2007

gerbil jamming

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

Jaking

To cancel plans at the last minute.

"We were supposed to drink scotch tonight Christian. Are you seriously jaking out on us again?"

by JM2000 August 25, 2009