Jort

Minecraft addict.

Me: so what are you going to do after school?
Jort: MINECRAFT!

by AsianMonkeh October 25, 2023

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

Jort

the best person you wil ever meet! great lover and very clever. loves travelling and techno partys. Jort is FUCKING awesome!

jort

by jort the king March 31, 2017

Jorts

Shorts with a Jean texture and look. They are usually accompanied by their cousin, the SSBU or Short Sleve Button-Up, and are generally seen as tacky, and rightfully so.

Normal Human 1: Look at that person! he looks horrible in those Jorts.
Normal Human 2: Especially with the golden basketball shoes and SSBU! It just looks terrible.
Normal human 1: Oh no, they're putting on shutter shades now...

by IT'S PEKO TIME March 25, 2018

Jorted

When you are wearing jorts and you cume. Also a better version of jorting.

I jorted to that thicc WAP, bro!!!

by 1stDMAN February 18, 2021

JORT

Jort is an ugly, goblin esque narcissist. Don’t be like jort, respect your family, your friends and your lovers.

Jort terrorises people he’s around, because he thinks he has the right

“Don’t be a Jort right now dude.”

by Sillyfellow34 January 14, 2024

Jort

He is looking nice and patatic, always trains but goes every day to the mac or kfc, when there are random people jort is the shy guy

Person1: hey jort
Jort: …(shy guy)

by Bernatdk November 22, 2021