jorts

noun. Jorts are long jean shorts typically worn by Mets fans in and around Shea Stadium. Typical complementary attire includes socks with sandals and a Mike Piazza jersey.

"Nice Jorts. Where did you get your Piazza jersey."

by Joe 183904870 October 2, 2007

Jorts

Jean shorts: Fashion disaster.

Scott wore a pair of jorts to squirrel fest.

by Scott Wernsman September 1, 2009

short jorts

Very short jean shorts, perhaps the most awful leg wear a guy could ever put on.

Kyle: "Did you see Tristan's outfit earlier?"
Ryan: "Ya what was up with that?"
Kyle: "I don't know but those short jorts aren't working out for him."

by Kyle Kiz February 4, 2009

Jorts

Jean Shorts worn by university of Georgia fans at the annual Florida vs Georgia game.

Did you see those ugly ass jorts that guy had on?
Yea I did, he is one of those dawg fans

by therealest292 October 15, 2011

Jorts

The basic lower garment of the truly hardcore, Jorts are jeans, usually tight fitting, cut off at roughly the knee and allowed to fray, thus adding to the hardcore look.

That kids jorts are so metal, he must be a BAMF.

by j.fiotz1 May 11, 2009

Jorts

The term "jorts" was first coined at the Silverado Golf Course in Scottsdale, Arizona. The staff used the word to make fun of the chops that wore jean shorts to play golf. "Jorts" are often sported with socks & sandals, Blu-Blocker sunglasses and mullets.

My man, sweet jorts.
Be careful not to get chaffed by your jorts.
I feel like looking like a douchebag today, I think I'll rock some jorts.

by Dave Jardine December 28, 2005

Jorts

Jeans + shorts that are knee length; jean shorts that are upper thigh length (mostly worn by females) are NOT jorts

"those jorts are sooo 90ties"

by poooootatooooo September 7, 2013