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jism schism

Inability to ejaculate due to any or all of these reasons: 1) impotence; 2) blockage of the ejaculatory ducts, prostate, vas deferens, etc.; 3) feelings of guilt or bad vibes between sex partners; 4) a ringing phone or any other distraction.
We were fucking and I had a jism schism 'cause the phone rang!
by pentozali June 30, 2006
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jism shoot

a tubluar shoot in which semen flows, like a penis.
all because of the clap, my jism shoot is killing me!
by mikeydave May 1, 2010
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Jism Chasm

A woman with a vagina that is very loose, normally after child birth.
What's up Mike? "I shagged the wife last night for the first time since she had the twins. It was like fucking a tunnel. I'm not going near that Jism Chasm again!
by The Course Man July 13, 2012
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jism storm

When a low-pressure area develops in a large circle jerk and the volume of cum causes localised flooding and power outages.
Peter lost power and couldn't connect with the Internet after last night's jism storm.
by Dick Examiner October 31, 2017
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jdisjnd

A random mix of letters,Nothing else jdisjnd
Woah there jdisjnd (A expression when you are messed up)
by NobodyAskedYou August 26, 2020
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jaismeen

She's little quite when you meet him at first but when you know him properly and she know you properly then she can't stop her jokes and talk she's lol sometimes but she's kind
Jaismeen is Indian name and English too
by Hiyuu November 8, 2020
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jaismeen

She's pretty girl who doesn't care about peoples and she's so funny with her close friends she likes spend time alone sometimes but she's really kind she don't speak any bad about anyone but she's always talk to her friends like sisters but she can't tell her secrets to anyone even her sibling 🥺but she love her family and she doesn't care about her friends😏😒 but she's so friendly 😁😁
Jaismeen kaur
by I'm kitty 22 November 14, 2020
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