japanese whirlpool 

When a woman clothed in only a raincoat is surrounded by a number of men (Usually in the double digits.) and they proceed to jerk off on her while shuffling in a circular motion around her. Similar to bukkake but with the inclusion of a raincoat and movement.

Meredick wants a Japanese Whirlpool from the Poon Tang clan but they refused.

japanese whirlpool by ADSTA5489 December 13, 2013

Japanese toaster 

Pocket pussy

A Japanese toaster you can fuck

Japanese toaster by Hot mama 79 October 15, 2017

Japanese Candle

When jelly beans are melted and poured over an erect penis before ejaculating.

After eating her yellow tail, she gave me a Japanese candle. It burned a little, but it tasted amazing.

Japanese Candle by Edward T. Pie May 23, 2018

Japanese steamroller 

The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.

Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.

Japanese steamroller by Dr. Martin Luther king jr. June 30, 2019

Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.

Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!

Japanese Cunt Hair by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020

Japanese Wannabe 

First of all, japanese wannabe means a person that tries to be a japanese. They will try to speak some japanese when they see japanese, or even try to show it off to some of their friends.

Japanese Wannabe A : Watashiwa Yukari Chiuzibai!!

Japanese : Kuso!! Go and learn ur own language properly before u learn japanese buddy.

Japanese Wannabe B : Hello, I am from Japan (actually from china or some other asian countries) Nice to meet u all.. Kawaii people!

Japanese Wannabe C : Lets take some pics!! ( posing in a very ridiculous face that he/she thinks is cute )

Japanese Wannabe by Anti - Wannabe September 16, 2006

Japanese Crab Stroke 

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.

Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok

Japanese Crab Stroke by Nex Solo April 24, 2011