Ivan hates black females because he can't handle the pressure. Oh God! Another one of those!!!! lolz
by Princess Black March 06, 2005
Ivan is not what he seems. He will turn on you in an instant, for he only accepts what benefits himself. Many will approve of Ivan, but when you peel off his artificial personality you will see what really has been bestowed upon you. The average Ivan is male and gets what he wants through brute force. An Ivan may also use you. Ivan will use your natural sympathy against you. Because once you have been in trapped with his ability to make you feel bad for him, you will suddenly lose everything you had. The average Ivan has a good haircut and an oversized under chin. He will make it seem as though he is a piece of shit and when he gets you to acknowledge that you will never want to lose him.
“Woooooooow, this kid just told me that he has no friends and that he wants me to be his friend. Must be an Ivan.”
by Defined w January 03, 2018
by Kerplunker45 August 15, 2004
Ivan is a jerk kind of person. He may seem nice at the beginning but at the end he is a heartbreaker. He is a very smart person BUT not that handsome sometimes.
by MwahahahAhahahAHAHSHYDUCHSH December 01, 2019
by commiehoe May 11, 2018
Person 1: Hey do you know any bad fortnite players?
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.
Person 1: Alright thanks!
Person 2: Do you mean Ivan’s?
Person 1: Yes I do, my bad. Also, do you know who is married to Renee
Person 2: Yes, that would also be Ivan.
Person 1: Alright thanks!
by Jamesdchu13 July 19, 2019
1. To act in a condescending manner towards "silly emotional" women
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
2. To have a superiority complex (usually displayed through trying to "one-up" others in knowledge, and with a specific head tilt)
Person 1: Wow, did you see that guy trying to pick up that woman? What an ass!
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
Person 2: Yeah, he was really pulling an Ivan
by AliceNoNotThatAlice January 07, 2012