by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018
Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.
Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
by salmonmann September 08, 2010
by sam,, November 17, 2005
Ivan is a Russian kid who is addicted to mobile games and math. You can often find him jacking off the Velma or Daphne from Scooby Doo. He also likes to be racist and annoying calling kids niggers and cunts. He wishes that one day his dick will grow but in the end it will be eternally small. Like his sex life.
by BeckFestBOI January 16, 2020
A bashful man monkey who has difficulty picking up women and regurgitates on himself.When it comes to ladies he is like the blind squirrel that doesn't get many acorns.
by earthly February 03, 2010
People with the name Ivan always have big mouth, they usually talk trash about people on multi-media, but when you face them in real life they are a pussy. People of this name likes to cheat in class to get good grades. When they go to college they probably will drop out, Asian included. HE IS SUCH A PUSSY THAT HE IS WHAT HE EATS. He talk trash about everyone in school but someone also do it back to him. Instant Karma!
by Amaterastsu March 26, 2017