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ISRAELED

When someone steals something and acts as if it's theirs and has always been theirs
my girlfriend israeled my new hoodie
by captainamerica2 October 23, 2023
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israel

Although israel is accepted as a state by some western countries, it did not exist before 1948, neither did israelis, prior to 1948 they were called Palestinians.

Isaelites are not israelis; israelites were not jews either.

When Persia conquered and designated the area as jehud, they eventually allowed israelites that were in exile to return, these israelites then became jehudites.
This is where the word jew comes from and not before the end of the 6th century, even still it's a technical term having to do with living in jehud; the word jew doesn't become an ethnic term for quite some time.

Ashkenazi (Indo-European) jews are not Semites and have no genetic link to the land of Palestine. The ashkenazi converted to judaism after Arab jews migrated north into Europe.

In the largest genomic study of ashkenazi jews, their origins trace back to four primeval villages in north-east Turkey. The ashkenazi jews began relocating from ancient Ashkenaz to the Khazar Empire to expand their mercantile operations and the demise of Khazaria led to the ashkenazi splitting into two groups – some remaining in the Caucasus and others migrating into eastern Europe and Germany.

The two groups still called themselves ashkenazi, however the name became more strongly associated with Germany and the European group, for whom yiddish became their primary language.
The original jews were Arabs (Semites) from the area now known as israel, a.k.a. Occupied Palestine.

Only those that practice judaism are jews. Once you change your religion or become an atheist, you are no longer a jew.
by Peace to israel October 27, 2023
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israeli salad

Any sex act involving sticking a cucumber up your anus.
Lior wanted an Israeli salad the other night, but he had refused to go the store that day for cukes, so he was out of luck.
by IsraeliChef September 20, 2017
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Ifrah

A person who loves burgers with their whole heart. The attraction.
We need to go to spice hut because we have a gang full of ifrahs
by Ifrah. March 27, 2021
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Ibrahim

He is a severely depressed man plagued by his own thoughts, he seeks to find happiness, but it is an ongoing struggle. He is very good at creating new personalities to use for different people, which tires him. He finds entertainment in playing games on his computer. He denies that he wants love, but deep down he really does.
Hey Ibrahim are you ok?
by Madmoomoo September 28, 2019
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ishah

A short, brown skinned, gorgeous bush maori girl, with long luscious brown locks and soft skin, but with a very awkward smile, laugh and personality, that can often hurt others feelings when she gives u that ice cold stare
daaaaaaamn ishah u fiiiine guuuuuuuurl
by peachesislit January 16, 2017
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Israeli Meshugah

Hebrew for "crazy israelis"
should be said as -is rail ee mesh oo gah-
every israeli that comes to america.
Loren was bleaching the toilets at midnight and forgot to tell us in the morning, israeli meshugah!
by Madeline B February 12, 2006
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