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Israeli

The indigenous people to the land of Israel.
Israeli people date back to 1200BC.
by Godschildren December 28, 2023
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Israeli Gas Mask

When you cum into a yarmulke (kippah) and force it onto someone's face
Shlomo: I just had a horny hanukkah

David: how come?
Shlomo: I gave Hila an Israeli Gas Mask
by handy hickster April 13, 2021
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Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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Israelied

When the most devastating of unfortunate events is continually inflicted upon you. Usually by something fascistic, mendacious and totally evil and illegitimate. See also Israeling and Israeled.
I really hope they can recover from being Israelied for such a long time.

My whole house stinks after they dug up the road and broke the sewer outside, the whole place has been israelied and I can't live here anymore.
by Nevermindthegaslight March 10, 2024
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israeli

He's a typical Zionist israeli, always writing falsehoods and giving misinformation.
by notanisraeli February 14, 2024
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Israelies

When you keep accusing others of something you repeatedly practice and saying you have evidence but provides none.
Stop being an Israelies.
by Æye December 2, 2023
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Israeli maths

When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 28, 2023
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