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Facebook Insomnia 

When you can't sleep, so you patrol your Facebook News Feed for new entries to comment on, or reload your page over and over again in the hopes that someone has commented on your feed, thus dignifying your existence on Facebook at four in the morning.
Roger: Seriously, I had the worst case of Facebook Insomnia last night.

John: Did you end up finding anyone to talk to?

Roger: Not really. Katie was on, and I commented on her feed, but she never kept it going. Then later, I found out that she was still online, but ignoring me.

John: Bitch...

Roger: I know, right? We're like kindred spirits...

Insomniacs 

A PC/LAN gaming center that was in Business in Hemet, CA between 2002 and 2009. Run by none other than the legendary Fuzzynutz, this place was the only thing this god-awful town had going for it until he had to close up shop.

In the beginning, it was mainly dominated by the FPS crowd, and it was pretty common to see 24 lan parties or private lans going on in the back. As time went on, and especially with the release of WoW, the scene changed a lot more, with more people playing WC3/DoTA/WoW than anything else up until the point it had to close.

Due to the recession and the fact that Hemet is the worst place on earth to do business of any sort, this place had to close up, thus resulting in epic disaster for many. Other than the hookah bar, there really wasn't anywhere else to go.

For a long, long time, this place was all we had. It will be missed.
It's friday.

It's 3 a.m.

I'm going to Insomniacs.

Get up in this.
Insomniacs by ancient gamer June 15, 2009

insomniagnostyslexic 

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really
is a dog
Ever since the cat was hit by the schoolbus, I've become a real insomniagnostyslexic.

Insomnia 

A condition where a person cannot find sleep, and therefore life enjoyment goes out the window. I consider myself a chronic insomniac and have been this way for the past month and so I do not know when I will ever have a good night's sleep again.
I wish this insomnia would end and I can slip off into dreamland as opposed to slitting my wrists.
Insomnia by Paul Ward March 30, 2007

intestinal insomnia 

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.
Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.

insomniatic 

The state of mind where one becomes addicted to the deprivation of sleep caused by an epic revelation of joy.
She was so thrilled that she began to lose sleep. During this, she became so addicted to the feeling of being sleep deprived; she became an insomniatic.
insomniatic by starbizzucks89 August 8, 2007