Innocent

Pure as the driven snow. Undertakes activities such as:
* Taking clothes off while dancing
* Dancing completely naked
* Kissing all the guys and girls on a dancefloor
* Murmuring sexually into people's ears if when tipped (or beforehand)
* Flirting outrageously with anyone and everyone (as long as they are hot)
* General body-against-body-grinding activities
* Using lips and or tongue in a suggestive manner on bodyparts of people on a dancefloor
BUT importantly:
* All of the above done with a sense of fun and not in a dirty and/or pervy manner

Greg and Shannon are not whores or sluts... they are entirely pure and innocent!

by GregsterTheGreatest May 26, 2021

Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI )

The kind of guy who asks what city you live in or what color your house is not because he's stalking you or plotting to kill you, but because he's genuinely curious and likes to get to know people. Is likely a teen who's autistic.

That guy you're talking to online seems Suspicious But Innocent ( SBI ).

Note: I am not responsible for you sounding like a retard for trying to pronounce parenthesis' out loud.

by Jeerve May 26, 2014

innocent

Me this is me. When you are a kitty and calm. Most people can't stay mad at you. That means you can get away with a lot of stuff.

My friend Bob is so innocent and sweet!

by Judy Ethanal April 16, 2017

Innocent

There's no such thing as an innocent adult, even though the media often uses the term innocent civilians, or innocent lives.

Every adult has done something wrong at least once in their life, even those who died in a shooting or a plane crash. Stolen candy, told a lie, killed a bug that didn't really have to die, something. They were not entirely innocent before they got shot, or before they got on the plane that crashed. Thanks to the media, people often mistake people who did something considered a heroic act saints or heroes, like the person had never done anything cowardly or devious a few times in life, or even most of their lives other than the one heroic act.

by Solid Mantis July 6, 2019

innocent booty pic

When a girl sends a pic of her ass but she's wearing underwear.

Girl/ (boy): *sends an innocent booty pic*

by Bad bitch 420 blaze it 69 March 29, 2016

shawshank innocent

A person who denies something out of habit, or for the sake of appearances, when in fact it is almost certain that the person did the deed in question. A person who talks about the effects of various drugs, and follows the explanation with "or so I've heard" is shawshank innocent. Inspired by the amazing, award-winning movie (and the even better long story that inspired it) called "The Shawshank Redemption"

Straightedge: Don't smoke weed. It's illegal.

Toker 1: Yeah, but it shouldn't be. It's as effective a pain reliever as some opiates, with far fewer side effects...or so I've heard. I would never do anything illegal.

Toker 2: Shut up homie, you're just shawshank innocent.

by Blackwolf Morrow December 20, 2013

innocent child of god

Sexual girl but is very catholic who will die alone having sex.

A innocent child of God is somebody who will have sex and die right then and there. Also with a dildo in her ass hole

by Soccer_1268 August 1, 2018