something that literally traumatized the haikyuu fandom forever. its a rare disorder that affects the part of your brain that controls the sleeping cycle. patients usually die from it within year or two. something used in a bokuaka fanfiction, (bokuto x akaashi) and it killed akaashi's lover forever and now we're all emotionally numb
person: hey whats fatal familial insomnia (ffi) ?
yes, it means fatal familial insomnia and that means an illness that kills you overtime from weight loss, dementia, and sleep deprivation basically.

*crying noises*
by no that is not a disease January 03, 2021
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ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.
"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"
by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014
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college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights
Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia
by joemannssmen June 18, 2016
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Insomnia

When the heverans cannot get any sleep due to DJ Ian blarring his new mixtape and because Marry is chewing Tom's G string
kwengface -"Hey Ian are you sure you got sleep"
Ian- "Insomnia
I can't get no sleep
I used to worry
Thought I was going mad in a hurry
Getting stressed, making excess mess in darkness
No electricity, something's all over me, greasy
Insomnia, please release me
And let me dream of making mad love to my girl on the heath
Tearing off tights with my teeth
But there's no release, no peace
I toss and turn without cease
Like a curse, open my eyes and rise like yeast
At least a couple of weeks since I last slept, kept taking sleepers
But now I keep myself pepped
Deeper still, that night
I write by candlelight, I find insight
Fundamental movement, huh, so when it's black
This insomniac, take an original tack
Keep the beast in my nature under ceaseless attack
I can't get sleep, I need to sleep"
by Marrys knickers202 October 27, 2018
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Insomnia

“I wish I could sleep but I have insomnia from too much Fortnite
by Jordanmm25 February 12, 2018
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Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.
It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
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Insomnia

Border Town is so woke it should be called Insomnia.
by hentaideviant69 May 28, 2019
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