Your average citizen here has a disturbing
love for Camaros, dodge chargers, lifted Chevy trucks and any other vehicle that is as loud as commercial airliner. The food here sucks, unless you can live off of barbecue 7days a week. It's a pitiful mix of passive aggressive
Bible thumpers that have little to no class and transplants from other regions of the country that didn't think things through. The roads have more potholes than an unfortunate
teenager with horrible acne. It's boring as hell and Indianapolis is devoid of anything to but watch
drunk college students trip over themselves. Seriously folks, Indiana sucks. The only good things that came from here are Larry
Bird, David Letterman and the guy that created Garfield.