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hump and dump 

The art of dating "chasing" a woman to the
Point when she falls for you, then you sleep
Together and you stop calling her , and just be a total asshole.
Tom- hey jeff what happend to Jen?
Jeff- oh dude she was a hump and dump LOL
Tom- sweet
hump and dump by CLG143 October 4, 2008
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hump her and dump her 

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

hump you 

A milder way of saying "F-you". Often used by children to avoid getting in trouble for saying the real thing.
"No it isn't! Hump you! It's MY beach ball!"
hump you by Gucc June 6, 2007

Hump Jumping 

The act of sticking your penis inside a girl's vagina while a friend jumps on the bed
Him and his girlfriend thought hump jumping would allow them to have sex but remain virgins.
Hump Jumping by 664 Inc. October 15, 2021

Hump day 

Wednesday. The "hump" of the week.
Uh oh... Guess what day it is!

Guess. What. Day. It. Is.
Eh?
Hey, julie, guess what day it is?
Oh come on, I know you can hear me!
Mikemikemikemikemike!
What day is it mike?
Hehehuhaha!
Lesley, guess what today is!
(It's hump day)
WooWOO!!

HuMP DaEEEYYY! Yeah!

Hump-n-dump

Pretend to be in love in order to fuck a chick, and then dump her right away! Don't TELL her, just DISAPPEAR!
A person who DOES the hump-n-dump is called "Humpty Dumpty".