Yo this nigga has a Hoffman
by You know me pw November 11, 2016
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as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
by b dwys September 13, 2007
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A bunch of white kids who think they are better than the white kids at Schaumburg. But the Schaumburg kids have dignity and aren’t always acting ghetto.
by Mikey Krickey November 29, 2018
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Category - Mood Disorder
Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.
Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.
Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.
Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
Category - Mood Disorder
Etiology - Research has shown a strong biological component for this disorder, with environmental factors playing a role in the exacerbation of symptoms.
Symptoms - Eye lid discomfort, crying, bags under eyes, anal itching and leakage, ear canal blockage and leaking.
Treatment - high quality cannibus, good sex, reality checks, running away, going postal.
Prognosis- For more severe cases, prognosis is poor in terms of ’curing’ the illness, as most people need to remain on medication for their entire lives. The manic episodes may slow down as a result of the natural aging process. With treatment, the illness can be kept at a minimum level, with some people not experiencing any overt symptoms for months and even years.
1. you have heard to much BS this week and start having symptoms of Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
2. someone is lying in your face and you already know causes Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder
3. a friend goes on vacation before they pay you back.
4. a significant other is posted on a sex offender website.
by allforone23 July 15, 2010
Get the Hiffman-Shaffer Disorder mug.A Huffmaker is someone who makes a guy give them a huff in the hottub. Huff meaning blowjob or inhaling dick.
The Huffer is the one who is giving the other guy the blowjob/deepthroat
The Huffer is the one who is giving the other guy the blowjob/deepthroat
(a) Hey bro do you wanna come give me a huff after school.
(b) Hey Huffmaker I heard Ben gave you a huff in the the hottub last night, Yeah he did he sure is one great Huffer.
(b) Hey Huffmaker I heard Ben gave you a huff in the the hottub last night, Yeah he did he sure is one great Huffer.
by Jackie420blazeIt December 27, 2020
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The Huffer is the one who is giving the guy the blowjob.
The Huffer is the one who is giving the guy the blowjob.
(a) Yo Huffmaker I heard Ben gave you a Huff in the Hottub last night, Yeah he is a really good Huffer
(b) The Huffmaker made the dude huff him all night after getting him drunk.
(b) The Huffmaker made the dude huff him all night after getting him drunk.
by Jackie420blazeIt December 27, 2020
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Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)
- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people
Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)
- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people
'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'
'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'
'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'
'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'
'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'
by Some Kind of Superstar July 17, 2022
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