Lost control of my hoop

Making a regrettable decision in regards to your lady parts.

I can't believe I lost control of my hoop last night and slept with Vladmir Putin again.

by flying ferne December 15, 2010

sunkist basketball hoop

A basketball hoop with a sunkist logo

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?

by Emerican August 22, 2018

hooplla

1. The atrocious sound one makes when vomiting.

2. A fund raising ploy made by a certain private academy exploiting innocent K-12 labor. $40,000 is the approximate goal to be raised. Where does the money go? I'm guessing the annual staff member lottery grand prize: a brand new Mercedes-Benz.

School desperate for money: Hey, are YOU excited for the hoopLLA (definition 2)?!

Me: Naw, fuck you man. I'ma hooplla (definition 1) all over your face before I go to the hooplla (definition 2).

by Cue Forkawail February 20, 2009

Hoopie

(n) someone who is very greasy.
(adj) someone who wears mini shorts and a loose shirt, or has a muffin top going on.
(n) someone who is trailer trash, shops at the good will, etc.

In Alliance, OH if you go to the Carnation Festival, you will see lots of hoopies wearing flannels, cut offs, greasy ass hair, not shaved face, and some might even have about 8 teeth or less.

by igetoffonthedaily July 28, 2011

hoop-d

shitty car

ya hoop-d's a piece of shit

by Griff July 1, 2004

Hoop Earrings

Can make even the whitest of white girls look gangsta

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I love girls that wear hoop earrings

by .PiCe.NuSSy. October 27, 2008

hoopelhead

an ignorant, backwoods, dim-witted, slow-thinking, muddle-headed, addle-brained, limp-dick, dumb-ass cocksucker.

E.B. Farnum is a hoopelhead.

by Joe Wilson April 18, 2005