Hoebag

You call a person this when they annoy you or piss you off in anyway. You could also call them this when your haven’t a sarcastic conversation

Person 1: says something ridiculously stupid

Person 2: oh stop being so stupid you hoebag

by Sophie loves sally May 22, 2019

Hoebag

Someone who inconveniences your life and/or ruins your day in a preventable way

Joey Vanderkoff is such a hoebag for making me roll extra silverware!

by Tacomacsucks123 May 3, 2022

Hoebag

An unkind individual; A jerk

Jen: You smell like a bloody sewer!

Zion: No I don't you Hoebag!

by Squaaa! February 5, 2019

hoebag

Emergency bag kept on the trunk of your car, in the event of an unexpected booty call

Girl , I better stock up my hoebag, because it's going down tonight.

by I am the mar June 27, 2019

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025

hoebag

someone who is never really your friend. very nice and somewhat easy to get along with. you seem to be friends but meanwhile they are talking shit. this person complains about you to anyone who has ears and slowly but surely makes their way into your friend group.

"omg is that hannah?"
"oh you mean that hoebag"

by omglikereally April 9, 2019

Hoebag

The best hoe out there.

Dixie: Hey hoebag
Ellie: hi Dixie

by Llllahoebag May 3, 2022