A species much like the more common "bagwhore" the hobosexual is known for coming into a neighborhood and running through it like a case of Ebola hitting the African countryside, trading usage of their deadfish-like vagina in exchange for somewhere to dwell. Out of a intentional lack of respect for the bitch, they are usually allowed little more that a few feet of cover under a carport or at best half of a 2'*2' storage closet, a situation that will last no longer than 2 days usually, rarely last past that and never known to be more that a week before they are bounced in a mildly humiliating fashion...acting totally in shock of being ejected they quickly grab as much of the homeowners belongings as possible on the way out, usually being as loud as possible in yelling about how the items had been stolen from them by homeowner.
Dude , I totally messed up now. I needed to get laid and fell victim to that one chick that's been kicking it around the hood lately, that Jennifer girl...turns out she ain't shit but some hobosexual, and to top it all off, she's a horrible lay and ended up taking the family jewels when i kicked her out
by jimjones, omnibeing April 16, 2017
by CloudsOfChlamydia May 31, 2007
Dude:yo man i heard Erin F. was a hobosexual.
girl: yeeeep. she had sex with the one by 7-11.
dude: sick....
girl: yeeeep. she had sex with the one by 7-11.
dude: sick....
by Mushkaaa! July 11, 2008
by Haywoode Jabloemi October 24, 2009
Mark: Dude, some being such a hobosexual!
Dave: How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY HOBOS!!!
Hobo: Errruuugh, I'm-a hobo. ♥
Dave: How many times do I have to tell you, I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANY HOBOS!!!
Hobo: Errruuugh, I'm-a hobo. ♥
by Sara Saturday September 13, 2008
Jerry: Ehh! those to hobosexuals are haveing butt sex it that Garbage can!
Tom: What a fucking disgrace
Tom: What a fucking disgrace
by Tom Beotch! December 27, 2006
Example1: Man did u see him?he asked that poor lady to have sex with him if she needed to be dropped of the bus station..hobosexual!!
Example2: Yeh that lawyer is a real hobosexual, he takes up cases against the poor people who in some way assualt or trouble the rich ones and fuck them bad legally...cuz they cant present their case well as they have no mony to afford a gud lawyer!!
Example2: Yeh that lawyer is a real hobosexual, he takes up cases against the poor people who in some way assualt or trouble the rich ones and fuck them bad legally...cuz they cant present their case well as they have no mony to afford a gud lawyer!!
by Horney&Evil November 24, 2009