Bitches Before Hitches

When your girlfriends win out over your spouse. Holla!

Listen, hubby, I may have said "I do", but she's my bo. She's right, you're wrong and I got her back. Bitches before hitches, aight? Now step off!

by hyoung23 February 27, 2011

the hitch hiker's guide to the galaxy

the worlds best book series that has the disadvantage of having a horrible movie assosiated with it

the pangalatic gargle blaster

by CaPTiaN TaCo July 6, 2005

hitch tease

(n.) one who purposefully slows down / stops, giving an unsuspecting hitch hiker hope of catching a ride. right before the hitch hiker reaches the vehicle, the hitch tease will drive away, taking the hitch hikers hope in humanity along for the ride

Dude 1: "ah sick brah, looks like we got ourselves a ride!"
(Dudes run to car... car drives away)
Dude 2: "no dice, that guy was such a hitch tease."

by your neighbourhood friend September 26, 2009

Whore hitch

A belly button piercing adorned with an dangling charm or swinging piece of jewelry.

"She had a cute bod, but man, her whore hitch was hanging out of her shirt."

by brone7aurora March 14, 2009

The Trailer Hitch

Having a girl get on her knees and blow you, then slowly walk backwards, dragging her across the room.

The chick was sucking my cock, but i couldn't reach my beer, so i had to give her the trailer hitch to get to it...

by StickyfingerSG October 18, 2010

hitchhooker

A prostitute that targets motorists to offer her services, thus appearing as a hitchhiker. Especially common around gas stations used by long-haul truckers.

That hitchhooker tried to appear like a hitchhiker when whe saw a crown vic coming, but her whore outfit gave her away like nothing.

by Elvarg July 30, 2008

hitchhiker

one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway

A hitchhiker may follow a semi-nomadic lifestyle

by Letter X-the-Bloke August 21, 2008