Nugget helper

Someone who directly or indirectly assists two nuggets or 'wads' (persons with no arms or legs) so they can have sex with eachother.

Spencer helped Tyler and Amanda boink eachother with a series of pulleys he built on Friday.

See: www.ampulove.com

nugget helper

by haywood jablowme4 October 16, 2010

Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.

Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.

by Vyhaka April 7, 2009

Helmer

Synonym for internet forum troll. This type of troll remains on topic, but will use other, more subtle tactics to inflame and incite other posters.

These tactics vary, ranging from purposefully aggravating signatures, avatars or fonts.

An inside joke of the Helmer is to use the word Helmer in the username, signature or avatar. It's a reference to the infamous "Helmer mass banning" that occurred on the My Little Pony forum in 2004.

Poster1 : That guy has some good points, but he has a picture of Jesus bullfighting an anus for his av and his font makes him seem really pretentious. Is it just me, or is that guy a gimmick?

Poster2 : He's not a gimmick, he's a Helmer, ignore him.

by realityking August 14, 2010

Heller

A word that will replace "hella" in Northern California which will eventually change the course of the Norcal culture.

Dude that's heller cool.

I'm heller tired.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy August 3, 2010

Helper Clause

Not the main Santa Clause, but the guys dressed like Santa so he could focus on the real work.

Let's get our picture with Santa Clause.

Is it the real Santa, or just a Helper Clause?

by blasties February 25, 2009

Heezer

A person who inhales smoke furiously.
Roughly translates from a finnish word hiisaaja.

Dude, you puff like a true heezer

by Tokerrr May 10, 2021

Helmersterp

The good shit.

"Bro you need some helmersterp"

"tf is that"
"i can taste colors bro"

by Helmersterp Gospel May 30, 2021