Hellaport

Hellaporting is a manifestation of the mind in that which you transfer your molecular matter into the subspace of inexistence, only to spontaneously reappear in another location.

Churro: HEY GET OVER HERE RIGHT N--
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OVER HERE SO FAST?!

D: Hellaported. Nuff' Said.

by Darylism July 9, 2010

Google Chrome Help Community

A place where kids in school ask "How do I unblock Roblox on a school PC?"

(No I'm fucking serious go take a look for yourself)

Welcome to the Google Chrome Help Community

Categories

Accessing Websites

-how do i unblock roblox on a school pc
- how do i unblock websites
- www.roblox.com

by nice rigger November 17, 2020

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

by anonymous September 12, 2021

Helpdesk

The infested rectum of a dead camel, where legions of undying techs are forced to provide support to the brainless masses. There only reprive being the mute button and the occasional 'actual' retard calling up providing entertainment

Helpdesk = Hell = Infested rectum of a dead camel

by Rob February 16, 2004

helpdesk

a place where the nhs keeps me.
like a monkey doing tricks with remote support for the brainless masses.

me (helpdesk operator): 'ok remote support is now starting'
brainless corporate stooge: oooooh it moves on its own
me: *smashing blunt intrument on face sounds*

by gazzerama April 27, 2006

Can I help you?

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.

*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?

by American Bateman May 23, 2009

please help

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know

“Wtf did I just read”
*searches*

“Please help”

by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019