Hefer

A fat female, usually of ages between 16 and 40-45. Comes from the name for a female cow which has not given birth yet.

Look at that hefer over there shovelling those chips/fries down her throat

by Wan Care December 9, 2008

heffer

Street term for a half ounce of green.Also known just as heff too.

John:Hey man, you got a heffer free'd up?
James:Let me look in the stockade,yeah got 2 left.
John:35 a heff right?
James:Yup, you rollin' thru?
John:Of course, but you know that heffer won't last all night...

by JuggaloJayGee February 21, 2007

Juice Heffer

a person that is large enough to be a cow, and is extremely ugly, like the word "juice." one can replace the adjective with any word that they find unattractive.

ex:duple heffer

its not really insultion unless you know what you are talking about, which makes it more fun in the longrun.

"ugh, that bitch is nasty. she's a little Juice Heffer."

by 123108Disney November 6, 2009

Heaner

A heaner is someone who is disgusting especially in a sexy way; a pervert, a horny sicko.

Verb: to hean up

A: "I really wanna stick my dick between your tits"

B: "Stop heaning me up you heaner"

Or

A: "met this girl in a bar and I tried to snog her but before I managed it I puked all over myself in front of her"

B: "Gosh you really heaned yourself up"

by Supermattt September 9, 2009

HENERAL

1. A PERSON IS A HENERAL WHEN THEY ARE HALF CHICKEN, HALF GENERAL. USUALLY FEMALE.

2. THE CHICK IN CHARGE

PERSON 1: WHAT IS THE HENERAL UP TO TODAY?

PERSON 2: OH, I THINK SHE IS AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE

by RAYYZOR8 May 5, 2011

hefferexia

A person with a normal BMI, who will at random consume an obese amount of food and calories at one sitting without gaining weight or using an improper digestion technique.

My hefferexia is going into full drive today. Prior to noon I ate 2 brownies, a donut, ice cream, a beef and fries from Portillos and all I can think about right now is a peppermint patty.

by Baybalu September 1, 2011

Heffer Hopper

Somebody that has loads of sex with fat girls.

"Dude, did you see Dan's new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah, he's such a heffer hopper!"

by Susan Strong September 29, 2012