Petroleum Heartbreak

After months and sometimes years of analysis, Engineers and tons of money is used to drill holes down the ground to find Oil. They do perforations to the location at the end of their drilling in the ground to get the oil flowing in the pipes from ground to the surface.

After this exercise, which took so long and a lot of money and a lot of heavy equipments and machines:

1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Gas coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 30% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find only Water coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 50% Hearbreak.
1) If Petroleum Engineers find nothing coming from the ground, then Petroleum Engineers achieve 100% Hearbreak.

We been drilling all night and nothing is coming out of this feat, I think we are lead towards a petroleum heartbreak.
I came here to drill, but i dont care if it leads to a petroleum heartbreak

by pyrocute August 27, 2013

Heartbreak Diet

Not eating after a break up, causing weight-loss. Linked to Love-Sickness.

“She is looking so skinny at the minute... I think she has been on the Heartbreak diet since he dumped her”

by HoneyViolet June 4, 2018

Heartbreak hero

A heartbreak hero is someone that has been through so much pain and can relate to everyone elses pain, they use their pain as their best ability.

Ayo bro cold as fuck, he a real heartbreak hero.

by Realest of dah real June 27, 2020

Heartbreaking moment

'Love you tons'
'Love you 3000'

'And the scene where Morgan tells Tony that she loves him 3000.. what a heartbreaking moment'

by ilovehim3000 June 23, 2019

heartbreak anniversary

my favorite song

hey do you like Heartbreak Anniversary? Its my favorite song!

by whyauuahauiapa January 7, 2022

Heartbreak Anniversary

The curse that will haunt you forever.
That video.
No escape.

"Hey have you heard of that song that went like ballo-"
"Stop, god please stop, I can't take it anymore"
"But man its just heartbreak anniversary"
"What have you done..."

by dadazoz July 26, 2021

Queer Heartbreaker

A Queer Heartbreaker is a person who will happily lie about their sexual orientation and show interest in Queer (LGBT) people and these lonely innocent and naïve LGBT people will fall for them and confess their love to the Queer Heartbreaker, only to be rejected and then made fun of, followed by the Queer Heartbreakers friends humiliating and ruining an LGBT persons life even more than it already was

Donald is a Puerto Rican teen who is Gay and has a faint crush on Carlos, Carlos loves hitting on guys and flirting but Carlos is straight and Donald doesn’t know that, Carlos then shows interest in Donald and Donald falls for it, but then one of Carlos’s enemies comes up to Donald and says “buddy, he is a Queer Heartbreaker”, Donald immediately stopped liking Carlos.

by A Pirsuyan November 3, 2020