THE CONDITION THAT DUMPED MEN AND WOMEN HAVE WHICH WAS CAUSED BY THEIR EXS' BREAKING UP WITH THEM. THIS CONDITION WILL LAST FOR AN UNDETERMINED PERIOD OF TIME. SYMPTOMS INCLUDE SADNESS, LONELINESS, ETC AND AFFECTS DIFFERENT PEOPLE IN DIFFERENT WAYS.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).