hasslehoff

To be so intoxicated (drunk, stupified, etc.) that you will eat dirty food (off the floor, in the trash, sink, etc), as when the Hoff did with the pizza incident.

Dude: hey, five second rule (dropped donut on the ground and starts to eat it)...
Chick: dude, don't Hasslehoff that donut...

by Thy Lord thy Rob January 10, 2008

Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.

Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?

by I can't be blank July 9, 2010

hasselhoffing

v. The act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, "HASSELHOFF!", and running in to "save" the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.

The crowd was applauding Greg after Hasselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during Spring Break 2010 Pensacola, FL.

by jojoker March 16, 2010

Hasselhoffed

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005

Hasselhoffed

1. To drink your face off after a hard day's work as in "I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."
2. To drink enough alchol that eating a cold burger seems like a good idea. "Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

"I worked really hard this week. I'm definitely getting Hasselhoffed tonight."

"Dude that guy is so hasselhoffed he's eating those day old Mcdonald's fries."

by Weaponxyz May 17, 2007

hasselhoffed

1) To be nearly incompetent due to the effects of alcohol.

2) To drink enough booze that you eat a sloppy burger off the floor and slurring your words while your daughter video tapes you.

I'm not sure if it was all the beer, or the shots; but I was hasselhoffed last night.

by Ron Jeremey May 18, 2007

Hasslehoff

A nervous wank that emphasizes speed and stealth.
Usually used when trying to aviod parents nearby, guests, teachers and/or classmates.

1. Man, my parents were having a party and i was a horny beast, so i had to hasslehoff my way through the night. Man im sore...
2. Cassidy was wearing a short ass skirt today, so I pulled a hasslehoff durring 2nd period

by I Am a Banana December 18, 2006