Haskell

Functional programming language whose only purpose is allowing its users to say they are using it.

Haskell is pretty useless. -OCaml

by ledzeppolen May 18, 2020

Hasselhoff

To stick a seductive (often shirtless) picture of David Hasselhoff as the wallpaper of a coworkers desktop. Often occurs to one's computer after they have left their workstation unattended and unlocked.

Dude...I left for 5 minute and somebody Hasselhoffed my computer.

by packetboy October 29, 2012

Hässelflaben

1.Very flabby Hässels
2.The fat of a skinned penguin
3.David Hasselhoff's maiden name

That is a NOICE👌🏻 Hässelflaben.

by [e-mail] May 25, 2016

hackel

The baddest bitch.

Look at that hackel.

by TheArmyHackel November 4, 2019

haskett

A bad ass mother fucker, who takes care of their people, loves intensely, wears their heart on their sleeves. Although, will fuck your life up if you mess with them. They are ruthless, as they are kind.

That’s Haskett kid really saved my ass back there

You know Haskett ? That’s ones person I wouldn’t cross

by ZoeyDarleneStohen November 22, 2021

Drowning David Hasselhoff

The act of intercourse, usually a quickie. Inserting a penis (David Hasselhoff) into a moist vagina for a period of time thereby drowning him.

Billy is in the other room with his girlfriend, drowning David Hasselhoff.

by CooterBlues December 2, 2010

Hasselhoffing

verb: to suck in one's gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. David Hasselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred-- often shirtless--on the show Baywatch. Other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. However, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.

Is that guy Hasselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?

by I can't be blank July 9, 2010