hanglide surprise

To lube up one's penis while hangliding with someone else in front of you, and inserting your penis into their butt while hangliding some 100 yards in the air.

We went for a vacation but Johnny gave me a hanglide surprise and missed his target, now I'm pregnant.

by bassbaboonist January 8, 2006

Handling

When you pass someone's balls around a group, when someone says signed the person holding the balls has to lick them, like pass the parcel.

Look, them girls are handling Harry!

by Flamingofannys June 1, 2015

Handling

When two males spread their buttcheeks and rub their buttholes together, similar to scissoring.

Hey me and Chad are getting into handling!
I love to handle business!

by SnackLord October 16, 2018

dick handling

1) random, excessive ass kissing

2) trying to be like someone by imitation

why don't you let him do that, stop dick handling

by GraysonD May 14, 2006

Haulin' the Ballins

Going fast and hard on a bike or skateboard before a jump. Derived from "Haul Balls".

John: Dude, that was insane air! You had to be really haulin' the ballins to make that jump.

by Mister Duck April 12, 2010

Pan Handling

When a hobo gives another hobo a hand job.

"Dude, I was out the other day and I walked by this alley where to hobos were pan handling each other."
"They were asking each other for money?"
"Nah dude, nah!"

by Paw Lee October 12, 2012

Handling

The term for any form of fanfiction involving shipping, and said 'ships' doing the dirty. In other words, smut fanfiction. This is a play on words for 'shipping and handling', with 'shipping' being the first part and 'handling' being the second.

This is poorly written handling.

The woman literally cannot stop writing handling, and it's weirding out the neighbors.

by Sizniche December 6, 2016