hate handles

obliques, since nobody loves "love" handles.

Water? That'll go straight to your hate handles!

by dom8 July 03, 2010

prison handles

The flab or fatback flap on the back of a male prison rape victim. It is used as a handle for gay anal sex.

An insulting name for a sissy fat guy.

I raped that fat white boy. I grabbed him on his prison handles and fukked his ass raw.

Come here and let me pimp slap you, prison handles.

by Assex 776 August 30, 2007

Bro Handle

A sexual encounter between two men, who are bros, either by blood or by fist bump; kind of like an Eiffel tower.....Only gayer

Bro 1: Dude I was so drunk last night I got into a bro handle.
Bro 2: Thats fucked up

"Bro, we were so lasted last night....did we get into a Bro Handle??"

by Strehlowlikesguys February 04, 2010

cup handle

The deviant act of inserting your penis into your arsehole, creating the cup handle effect.
A tricky and dangerous procedure often performed by gaspers with extremely long peckers.

Spook: They found a dead pervert hanging in a wardrobe today, he had a cup handle.
Dave: That's incredible! can it be true ..or not

by bright ideas champion July 03, 2015

Trump Handle

A slang term for a vagina

Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?

by robwayne11 November 13, 2016

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti August 28, 2005

Happy Handle

A long ponytail on a women's head great for pulling when having sex.

Jeff: Man do you see Brooks happy handle.

Sam: Yeah someone's pulling that tonight.

(guys high five each other )

by The_Leoboy July 29, 2016