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Palmela Handerson

Hey Shannen what did you do last night? Nothing, I just stayed home and hung out with Palmela Handerson.
by Scooby Blue June 3, 2009
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handles

ability to roll a joint like a cigarette. or lock a blunt so flawlessly that the cigarillo returns to its pre-gutted form.

also called dells or bars
guy1) who wants to twist this?

guy2) give it to kip... he's got the best handles.

guy1) you got them bars kip?

kip) you already know.

guy1) sounds good to me. lock this isshhh
by ck slick March 17, 2010
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love handles

the area of fat around a women's waist that is usally seen when their pants are too small for them. They can be small and cute...or big and ugly.
"A girl with love handles around the waist is very sexy."
by Fred Johnson 6789 October 9, 2006
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Hollywood Handler

Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider August 2, 2007
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Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?
by Spit Blood April 20, 2003
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professional meat handler

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.
"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."
by Attica91 September 5, 2008
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fag handles

the nice cuts men have on their bodies directing you to their goods. better know as obliques. They are called fag handles because it gives gay men something to hang on the while they are pitching. Hag handles are one of the most attractive things on a man's body to women.
Chelsea: So Andrew posted pics on his myspace and he totally has fag handles.

Laura: OH MY GOD *faints*
by Lawruh March 4, 2008
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