Skip to main content

Handicupped

1. A girl with a cup size smaller than most and could be even described as handicapped because of it.
2. An extremely useful cup.
1. "Hey Michael, did you see that girl yesterday?"
"Yeah dude, she was totally handicupped, could've even been a negative size"
"Right on, man."
2. "WOW! this is an extremely useful cup that I'm drinking from!"
by MysterFox July 23, 2011
mugGet the Handicupped mug.

handicamper

a player in quake 3 that uses handicap to push the other players instead of killing often used in rocket rail mod
Puni is a fucking handicamper
by MOB Evilone February 23, 2005
mugGet the handicamper mug.

Handicrap

(han-de-krap) An inaccurate and self-limiting belief, adopted as reality.
There's nothing that's actually keeping you from starting your own business other than the handicrap you're burdening yourself with.
by PD-XRay May 23, 2018
mugGet the Handicrap mug.

handiclapped

1. when a person is unable or incapable of clapping in a conventional way.

if someone has broken their wrist but is at a play and wishes to show their appreciation for the actors, they try to clap but it hurts their wrist. they are then deemed "handiclapped."

*often marked by a person clapping awkwardly or slowly, in attempts to look like they're clapping normally when they really just can't.

2. it could also refer to people who try repeatedly to give each other hi-fives but keep missing or doing it wrong. (an easy way to prevent this from happening is to watch the elbow of the person you're hi-fiving while you hi-five them.)
Pedro kept trying to clap for the dancers, but he couldn't, because he had just banged his hand on the edge of a table, rendering him handiclapped.
by falltothesky January 10, 2009
mugGet the handiclapped mug.

handicapitation

1. A combination of the words handicap and decapitation.
1. Handicapitation is a process where any handicapped person who gets decapitated or decapitates someone else who is handicapped.
by FrostyHotSauce October 10, 2011
mugGet the handicapitation mug.

Handicap handjob

A handjob with the left hand
Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.
by Mr.righthand July 9, 2016
mugGet the Handicap handjob mug.

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing
Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....
mugGet the Handicap skiing mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email