Handifapped

The inability to masturbate under normal conditions.

Simtex cannot masturbate by memory or while standing up; He is obviously handifapped.

by Trypto May 25, 2014

Handifapped

The state of being unable to masturbate. This can range from arms being tired to genital mutilation.

I tried to fap again but my arms were tired, I was completely handifapped!

by definedefinition November 12, 2015

Handicop

a cop that is handicapped that can’t do shit

Person 1: Look at that cop over there! He is handicapped.

Person 2: He’s a handicop.

Person 1: Ohh because he’s handicapped and he’s a cop.

by fuck me joe April 18, 2020

handicrap

1. Using your disability to gain favor.

2. Shitting yourself due to your disability.

1. Don’t come at me with your handicrap.

2. Uh-oh, I think I’m about to handicrap myself.

by SooSpoint June 9, 2021

Handiclapped

When you’re so high, you become physically unable to do anything.

Hey, did you get my call last night?
Nah I couldn’t even move, I was handiclapped.

by doog_schloog July 5, 2019

DIGITALLY HANDICAPPED

Anyone who is digitally too much uninformed that he or she even cant use basic digital devices.
or any one who is totally paralysed in absence of digital aides like calculator etc.

My friend Arun is digitally handicapped, he cant even do basic calculations without a Calculator.

by sanestinsane July 7, 2011

handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010